PDA

View Full Version : The Official, Undebatable, FFX2 Sucks Thread


CreemyNougat
August 22nd, 2004, 18:38
Allow to me to enlighten the masses, who may not have played this game, to the way the game works.
Unlike previous FF's, this game is divided into "Chapters." In each Chapter, there are certain events that must occur, and "Hotspots" appear which tell you where to go to advance the story. You go to these Hotspots by simply choosing a destination for your airship; it's like FFX, where you don't fly it...you just say where you want to go. Now obviously, if you're an FF player, you're going to avoid these Hotspots at all cost and explore everywhere else first. That's fine. Even THIS gets a little ridiculous, though.
In one Chapter, after clearing all of the existing Hotspots, a new one appears. Usually you don't have the option of exploring elsewhere after you clear the Hotspots that were there at the start of the Chapter. In this case, however, you have to return to an area of the world in which you couldn't do anything before. But now there're things to do there. How are you to know this? You're not. But I can let it slide in the spirit of checking any/everywhere after the slightest little plot element occurs, asinine though that may be.
However, there's more to the airship than just going here and there. The airship itself contains an engine room with chests that refill every Chapter, a deck from which to look at the skies for no reason, and a cabin in which you can shop for basic items. In addition to shopping, the cabin also offers the option to "rest." What does "rest" do? Well, in and of itself...not a damn thing. The game's save points refill your HP/MP and cure status ailments, and there's one on the airship, so it's not as if you ever need an inn. No, it would seem that all that "rest" does is force you to wait while the main character rolls over, sits up, then stands after awakening. However, there are apparently scenes aboard the airship in the final chapter which can ONLY be seen if you've selected "rest" at least once during each chapter. Yet..."rest"...serves no discernable purpose...nor would one possibly think it was necessary to see scenes in the game...scenes which, I am sure, add nothing to the plot, and are only comic relief. Yet without seeing these scenes, your completion percentage, which is tallied when you save from the beginning of game, cannot reach 100%.
In short, despite the 65 hours I've put into this game, I cannot attain 100% completion this time because I didn't do something that was useless.

And this is why Final Fantasy sucks.

Bryan
August 22nd, 2004, 20:43
Can I delete this thread now? ^_^;;

shinigami_2057
August 22nd, 2004, 20:47
Can I delete this thread now? ^_^;;

No :D

You KNOW shit is going to hit the fan when Final Fantasy meets Charlie's Angels.

Stax Kazama
August 22nd, 2004, 20:50
FFX-2 makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a plastic spoon.

CreemyNougat
August 22nd, 2004, 21:22
Can I delete this thread now? ^_^;;
No, but you can hijack it.
Eye for an eye, I guess. XD

shinigami_2057
August 22nd, 2004, 22:29
FFX-2 makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a plastic spoon.

I am a banana

Stax Kazama
August 22nd, 2004, 22:39
I am a banana
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!



anyways..yeah..The whole percentage completion thing is lame especially since the guide will screw you over regardless. I think I had to start that game over like twice.

I remember I had finally made it to the road leading to the final boss (its on top of this path). There was this section where you had to move platforms by playing musical notes and stuff so you could jump on them. I did exactly what the book said and still couldn't get it. Finally I opened up my PS2, took out the disc, proceeded to fling the game arcoss my room, and haven't played since.

Bryan
August 22nd, 2004, 23:45
The following thread has not been endorsed by the administration, and therefore hasn't been declared an official thread. ^_^;

CreemyNougat
August 23rd, 2004, 00:00
You just don't like it because it's blatant and obvious proof that Squarnix needs to think some of these things through.
And that Final Fantasy has come to SUUUUUCK.

Bryan
August 23rd, 2004, 00:29
I really liked the game, and no I'm not afraid to say that. But if I really didn't like this thread, it would have been gone already, so at least I'm being a good sport about it.

Garrett
August 23rd, 2004, 00:31
And it didn't suck before?

CreemyNougat
August 23rd, 2004, 01:15
I really liked the game, and no I'm not afraid to say that. But if I really didn't like this thread, it would have been gone already, so at least I'm being a good sport about it.
Don't get me wrong, I like the game too. For the most part. I think the plot is good and that the characters are interesting enough. Not GREAT, but decent.

But it's just that crap like that really detracts from the overall gameplay for me. It's hard to enjoy the game so much when every second I have to wonder whether I've missed something I can't redo. And this rest in the cabin thing...ugh. It just tops the whole idiocy cake.
I should probably play FFVI for a living and shut the hell up. :D

Craz
August 23rd, 2004, 02:06
No, but you can hijack it.
Eye for an eye, I guess. XD

Harry, i think its time for you hijacking skills :D

Yao
August 23rd, 2004, 02:33
no, i don't think there's gonna be any more hijacking on this thread.

I didn't like FFX2, for two reasons

1) you already had all the characters. I like playing through an RPG and getting more characters as i go through. And no, the outfits don't count
2) it's pretty little girl dress up time!

Garrett
August 23rd, 2004, 11:20
no, i don't think there's gonna be any more hijacking on this thread.

I didn't like FFX2, for two reasons

1) you already had all the characters. I like playing through an RPG and getting more characters as i go through. And no, the outfits don't count
2) it's pretty little girl dress up time!

Rikku was voted hottest video game character at G-Phoria so... If I was 3d animation, I'd do her. :D

CreemyNougat
August 23rd, 2004, 12:35
Rikku was voted hottest video game character at G-Phoria so... If I was 3d animation, I'd do her. :D


wtf; if I were 3d animation I'd be be cooking up a way to get all three of 'em in the sack.
The only problem is which dressphere they should start in for me to peel off.
I'm thinkin' Lady Luck.

iceymoon
August 25th, 2004, 23:29
obviously you get annoyed too easily. :p it was perfectly enjoyable, though i do agree that the 100% thing made some things suck...in particular the fact that if you didn't get 100% the ending is dull and pretty lame. but that's why i'm a girl without gaming pride that doesn't care if she uses a guide. if it will get me where i want to be, i'm all for it. i'm not the kind of person that particularlly likes to go through such a long game twice, so i'd prefer to get it all the first time around and not find out later that i missed something cool. Oo;

at least the new character they added was cool...i love paine. and she's way hotter than rikku. ugh, she annoys me. well, not even her in particular...her type of character. xo; that's besides the point, though.

I remember I had finally made it to the road leading to the final boss (its on top of this path). There was this section where you had to move platforms by playing musical notes and stuff so you could jump on them. I did exactly what the book said and still couldn't get it. Finally I opened up my PS2, took out the disc, proceeded to fling the game arcoss my room, and haven't played since.

hm...as i recall bryan was able to get through that part just fine with the guide. maybe you're missing something? i wouldn't be surprised if it was me that was stuck on that part...i've made such idiotic mistakes that make me want to burn the entire system down. ._.;

malborro2000
August 26th, 2004, 00:05
I really liked the game, and no I'm not afraid to say that. But if I really didn't like this thread, it would have been gone already, so at least I'm being a good sport about it.
i agree with you bryan i enjoyed it as well it acctually made you think about what you were doing and not mindless slaying of vile beasts